TO ALL LADIES WHO VIEW THIS JOURNAL ENTRY:
A while back (beginning as joke) I started keeping a "Guide To Women" which was a journal with tips, tricks, thoughts, concerns, whatever about women that would further educate the common man. This included anything from what pisses off a woman (or at least the person who gave the advice), how to piss them off, how not to, what words mean what (you know those double meaning things) and yes, even ways to get into the sack with the woman you are trying to get at (perhaps). Well for some odd reason I decided to keep doing it and now I'm bringing my question to deviantART.
Basically to all the women I'm asking that if you have the time, drop a thing to add to this 'dictionary' and/or 'guide' of mine to further the comprehension of the female species (or something).
For example, here are some of the things in there now:
- Never call a woman fat at ANY time. (submitted by Alana [link]
- If a woman says "nothing is wrong" she is likely lying. There is almost always something wrong, and if it's little, she will say so. "I have a headache" means she has a headache. "Nothing is wrong" means she's on the verge of mental collapse, and probably wishes to be pressed for info so she feels wanted and cared about.
- 60% of all back massages that are not paid for lead to sex. Back massages are good. (both submitted by Nikki, a friend of mine).
Basically anything you feel could add to this, leave it here. This is just a fun project that I want to see how far it can go.
Thank you for your time and hopefully for your assistance.