TO ALL LADIES WHO VIEW THIS JOURNAL ENTRY:
A while back (beginning as joke) I started keeping a "Guide To Women" which was a journal with tips, tricks, thoughts, concerns, whatever about women that would further educate the common man. This included anything from what pisses off a woman (or at least the person who gave the advice), how to piss them off, how not to, what words mean what (you know those double meaning things) and yes, even ways to get into the sack with the woman you are trying to get at (perhaps). Well for some odd reason I decided to keep doing it and now I'm bringing my question to deviantART.
Basically to all the women I'm asking that if you have the time, drop a thing to add to this 'dictionary' and/or 'guide' of mine to further the comprehension of the female species (or something).
For example, here are some of the things in there now:
- Never call a woman fat at ANY time. (submitted by Alana
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- If a woman says "nothing is wrong" she is likely lying. There is almost always something wrong, and if it's little, she will say so. "I have a headache" means she has a headache. "Nothing is wrong" means she's on the verge of mental collapse, and probably wishes to be pressed for info so she feels wanted and cared about.
- 60% of all back massages that are not paid for lead to sex. Back massages are good. (both submitted by Nikki, a friend of mine).
Basically anything you feel could add to this, leave it here. This is just a fun project that I want to see how far it can go.
Thank you for your time and hopefully for your assistance.
Devious Journal Entry
sorry this site is kind of old-news for me, i don't hang out here very often.
anything exciting happening on your end?
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Take care man
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Total Anime Otaku
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gosh, I'm so sorry for my months-late reply- it's been hectic over here. Finishing up the year for uni, getting a new job, BLAH BLAH. But I am on holiays so I am freeee.
You should go back to college, your brain will turn to mush without it. Congrats on the phone too- I'm thinking of getting a new one, now that I actually have a decent paying part time job. I work for a bank late at night, drunk people call me and it's my job to cancel their credit cards... it's actually quite amusing.
do you design anymore? you really should, I remember all of your stuff being so goood.
hope you're doing well!! xx
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And for some reason it doesnt surprise me one bit that you got drunk on your birthday, isnt that like standard american policy? So now that you are 21 I guess it means the mans gota work even harder....
ps. keep in touch more, email me or something, we got a lot of catching up to do eh? avotius@yahoo.com
digital art is sucks, man. "alana's documents" no longer exists on this computer thanks to a bodgy computer repair dude, so absolutely EVERYTHING i have ever drawn or whatever is gone gone gone. same with music and my beloved photographs. sigh.
but, enough of that. *does the birthday dance for you* (i actually have no idea what a birthday dance is; perhaps it involves some kind of nudity?). what have you been doing with yourself lately?!?!
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So it's the day after and I woke up at 7 AM naturally after going to be around 2:30, wtf? You want to know what was even weirder? I felt great when I woke up and for hours after that. I would have been fine all day but when I went to work (which has no air conditioning) the heat made all the happened last night hit me and I was leaning on anything I could find due to exhaustion. Still no headache or nothing but damn, it was fast.
Other things I've been up to, I went to San Francisco on a road trip with two friends for a big tournament which I was one win away from getting a minimum of $600, instead, I get nothing.
But what about lately?
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[link] Please participate:!:
Psh, don't worry, it's a link. It's not going to kill you, I mean, come on, it's a link. That's all it says, look: [link] OOOOH, it says link?
sucks about the tourney, but next time you'll be able to pwn those n00bs (man, i haven't said that in AGES). and you're manager! that's so cool, i remember back in the day when you were telling me you really wanted a job there.
RIGHT NOW?! i'm listening to ben folds and trying to stay awake so that i can buy tickets for the dresden doll's concert! i have a feeling they're going to sell out fast, so i gotta get in early; all the goth kids around sydney are probably doing the same... sigh. (ps. i'm not a goth kid - i just enjoy zany piano music!). but lately... hrm. well i'm on holidays from uni (i study music) so i've been working a fair bit this week... but in a few days i'll be off to the snow fields for a few days with my friends! OH OH THAT REMINDS ME. last year when i was at the snow, i took a photo of myself and snow boots to show you and colin... hah, but i forgot. and then my computer died so it's gone forever. perhaps i should take a new one this time around?
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But thanks a buuuuunch!
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Oh yeah, HAPPY UBER BELATED BIRTHDAY! Did you partay and get nifty shiny things? I hope you did.
Where do you work? I hope they actually give you shifts unlike lousy Toys R Us.. grr. But I have a job interview for a CD store (
School? What are you studyiiing! Tell meee.
ARGH I'm missing Futurama! Time for me to run away now.
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